I was downstairs the other day, sitting on the couch, reading a book, minding my own business.
All of a sudden my sister walks up to me, stares at me for a few awkward seconds and then says:
Sarah: Guess what?
Me: ?
Sarah: Josh Hutcherson won't be playing Peeta in the next Hunger Game movies. He didn't sign the contracts.
Me: .....
Sarah: *still continues to stare at me awkwardly*
Me: ......
Sarah: Did you hear what I said?
Me: ......
Sarah: Erica?
Me:
Of course, it was only after the fact that I had begun to write a petition to keep Josh Hutcherson in the Hunger Games, wished all manner of terrible things upon the casting crew, and cried just enough to create a tributary to the Nile River that Sarah then said:
April Fool's!
Someone is not going to sleep easy tonight....
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